Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, there was a group of lawmakers who prided themselves on being the guardians of national security. One day, they received word that an unidentified object had been spotted flying over Canada. Without hesitation, they ordered their fighter jets to shoot it down.
The next day, another object appeared, and the jets were scrambled once again. And then, on the third day, yet another object was spotted, and the jets took to the skies once more. The people were baffled. What were these mysterious objects, and where were they coming from?
As rumors swirled and tensions rose, the lawmakers found themselves at the center of a political storm. Some accused them of overreacting, while others praised their swift action. The situation was becoming increasingly absurd, but no one seemed to know how to make it stop.
That is, until one particularly curious lawmaker decided to investigate the matter for himself. He journeyed to the edge of the world and gazed up into the sky, where he saw a fleet of alien spacecraft hovering above. They were just passing through, he realized, and posed no threat to anyone.
Overjoyed by this discovery, the lawmaker hurried back to his colleagues and announced that they could stand down. The people rejoiced, and the lawmakers breathed a collective sigh of relief.
And so, the mystery of the unidentified objects was solved, and peace was restored to the land once more. But the memory of that strange, wondrous time would live on in the hearts and minds of all who witnessed it.